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FROM AN ORCHARD IN KENT

THE FAKE FARMER STORY

  • "Being a Fake Farmer myself, I know that looking awesome is key to a good harvest"

    Our journey began in 2017 when we purchased an old apple orchard in the Kent countryside and our dream of crafting the finest cider became reality. After lots work and 2 years later in 2019 we planted our traditional cider orchard. As we patiently nurture our orchard, we found ourselves having to diversify a little and that's when the idea for Fake Farmer was born. Thank you for joining us at the very start of this journey. We invite you to be a part of our story by joining the fake farmer herd news letter and maybe buying some merch!

CLOTHING WITH AGRITUDE

  • OUR T-SHIRTS

    Fake Farmer® unisex t-shirts look awesome on both agri lads and lasses and are made from 100% certified organic cotton.

  • OUR HATS

    Shade yourself while you are working hard on the farm.

  • OUR STICKERS

    Be proud of your fake farmer status with our bumper stickers.

  • AS ALL GOOD IDEAS DO

    IT STARTED UP THE PUB

    Living in the Kent countryside, there's a fair few Fake Farmers around. Most tend to hang out and share "farming" stories in the local pub. On one such occasion, and fuelled by Kentish ale (activating my beer degree in agriculture and fashion) I came up with the idea of Fake Farmer, a country clothing brand to celebrate everything countryside for both the young and the still cool oldies to enjoy.

MEET THE FAKE FARMER FAMILY

THE MERCH